How to talk to a woman:


“Oh, you sly dog! Woof, woof! You are a real player, you know that?”




Just in case the video is someday taken off-line, here’s a transcript from the best part:

“You gotta march right up to this woman. You look her right in the eye. You lean forward, just really low…almost all the way. Then you let her lean forward just a little bit…until you’re just a lips distance away from each other. And then you just tell her…how much you hate her.”

– King Julian, Madagascar 2