Breakfast

(To the tune of “Breathless” by the Corrs)

 

(Parodies are best when you read along while listening to the music.)

 

 

 

The sun is rising slowly

But time, it seems, is standing still

I’m waiting for you only

To save me from this hungry ill

 

I cannot lie

I’m starving deep inside

I’m losing will to survive

Can’t hide it

Can’t fight it

 

So go on, go on

Come on and make me breakfast

Orange juice, pancakes too, I just can’t deny this

Hungry feeling, make me long for seconds

Go on, go on

Yeah, come on

 

And if there’s no cereal

And all we have is a piece of toast

I’m happy just to eat it

I’m not complaining to the host

 

It’s in my dreams

Whenever I’m asleep

My favorite part is to wake up

Don’t lose it, just eat it

 

So go on, go on

Come on and make me breakfast

Grapefruit, bacon too, I just can’t deny this

Hungry feeling, make me long for seconds

Go on, go on

Yeah, come on

 

I cannot lie

I’m starving deep inside

I’m losing will to survive

Can’t hide it

Can’t fight it

 

So go on, go on

Come on and make me breakfast

Orange juice, pancakes too, I just can’t deny this

Hungry feeling, make me long for seconds

Go on, go on

 

Come on and make me breakfast

Go on, go on

Come on and make me breakfast

Go on, go on

Come on and make me breakfast

Go on, go on